Age: freewheeling towards 40
General disposition: paranoid, oversensitive, hormonally unstable, rigidly inflexible nature... generally very appealing
Marital status: not any more. likelihood of surfing the confetti wave looking increasingly poor despite presence of man I love
Offspring: 1... or 2, 3 or 4, depending on how you look at it. It's complicated. I gave birth to one of them and the others occupy varying degrees of my home and affections, sometimes with a great deal of success and contentment... at other times with a great deal of pain and hurt
Hobbies: I was asked this by a teenager the other day and what I said made me sound so sad I wanted to inter myself immediately and erect a gravestone stating 'Sad middle aged fuck' (which is difficult to do when one is already underground). So I'll make something up. Potholing, white water rafting, mountain climbing, rollerblading in white trousers, surfing with the dudes, and I'm learning to fly and I volunteer at the local zoo (crocodile enclosure). There you go. Not a toddler, cooking utensil or novel in sight. Ha!
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