Wednesday, 27 January 2010
Thursday, 21 January 2010
Hello. I'm new here.
Age: freewheeling towards 40
General disposition: paranoid, oversensitive, hormonally unstable, rigidly inflexible nature... generally very appealing
Marital status: not any more. likelihood of surfing the confetti wave looking increasingly poor despite presence of man I love
Offspring: 1... or 2, 3 or 4, depending on how you look at it. It's complicated. I gave birth to one of them and the others occupy varying degrees of my home and affections, sometimes with a great deal of success and contentment... at other times with a great deal of pain and hurt
Hobbies: I was asked this by a teenager the other day and what I said made me sound so sad I wanted to inter myself immediately and erect a gravestone stating 'Sad middle aged fuck' (which is difficult to do when one is already underground). So I'll make something up. Potholing, white water rafting, mountain climbing, rollerblading in white trousers, surfing with the dudes, and I'm learning to fly and I volunteer at the local zoo (crocodile enclosure). There you go. Not a toddler, cooking utensil or novel in sight. Ha!
General disposition: paranoid, oversensitive, hormonally unstable, rigidly inflexible nature... generally very appealing
Marital status: not any more. likelihood of surfing the confetti wave looking increasingly poor despite presence of man I love
Offspring: 1... or 2, 3 or 4, depending on how you look at it. It's complicated. I gave birth to one of them and the others occupy varying degrees of my home and affections, sometimes with a great deal of success and contentment... at other times with a great deal of pain and hurt
Hobbies: I was asked this by a teenager the other day and what I said made me sound so sad I wanted to inter myself immediately and erect a gravestone stating 'Sad middle aged fuck' (which is difficult to do when one is already underground). So I'll make something up. Potholing, white water rafting, mountain climbing, rollerblading in white trousers, surfing with the dudes, and I'm learning to fly and I volunteer at the local zoo (crocodile enclosure). There you go. Not a toddler, cooking utensil or novel in sight. Ha!
Fishwifery
The child has been despatched to childcare and the man has been despatched to work. If that should be dispatch instead of despatch then please forgive me 'cus I've never known the difference.
This means that I am sitting ON MY ARSE having breakfast and watching GMTV like a fishwife. Don't worry, there are limits to my fishwifery; I'll switch it off when Jeremy Kyle comes on.
Anyway Dr Hilary came on talking about depression so I decided to take his online depression test and apparently "You may be suffering from moderate depression. This self-assessment test is just an indicator, so please arrange to see your doctor to follow up any symptoms you may have."
So that's cheered me up! Now I am depressed about having depression!
Perhaps I should (without wishing to reveal how bloody old I am) switch off the television set and go out and do something less boring instead.
Any suggestions?
Wednesday, 20 January 2010
i'm sorry i lost myself
Where have I gone?
Somewhere along the rollercoaster I seem to have vanished.
How did this happen and can I get back?
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