A couple of things I have noticed about men and boys

1. Men think cleaning the toilet means squirting some bleach down it. Trust me, I have known a lot of men and I have never yet met one who understands that you have to get a cloth or a cleaning wipe and actually clean under the seat and around the rim and down the pedestal. This despite the fact that, let's face it, it ain't the laydees who piss all round the rim and down the pedestal and quite often over the floor and surrounding area, is it?

2. When small boys are 2 years old they have a visit from an MI5 agent who trains them, every single one, in the special technique required to hoist yourself further up on a woman's lap, namely, by jabbing the sharp pointy part of your small boy's elbow with maximum force into the woman's breasts. This training is carried out in top secret, the mother/other female carer is not told, that would spoil the surprise.

This may be first in series, I'm sure there are many more.