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He's changed all his passwords on everything! He lies about this if I ask him - he says he forgot it while drunk so had to change it but then he reset it to what it was before. This sounded so unlikely I checked out whether it was true. It wasn't.

I haven't been spying on him, he only has two passwords (or did until now) and he told me both of them years ago.

For sheer entertainment I even tried his ebay account and found he's changed that one too - this made me laugh a lot. What am I going to do, log in as him and, like, buy stuff???????? Ooooohhhh.